when you find out your crush likes you back
I’m an angel then! My powers are… flying, maybe being invisible, and getting everyone (fictional or not) to fall in love ^^
DO I MAKE FERRETS APPEAR?
DO I CONTROL FERRETS?
DO I FEED FERRETS SOUP?
DO I MAKE PEOPLE EAT FERRET SOUP?
DO I TURN INTO A FERRET WHO LOVES SOUP?
AM I A SUPERHERO WHO LOVES MEMES???
WHAT WOULD I DO???
I am literally a robots dick
Intense bouts of psychotic rage, to kill anyone in my way
I am the lord of reignbows, whatever those are…
I can control people like puppets and nobody can kills me ‘cause i’m a puppet too.
Well, I can give life to inanimated objects. Awesome.
I am a gorgeous sand wielder made of bacon.
this is my favorite post on all of the Internet
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
we all know this is 100% how it went down
can’t wait till 2014 so i can accomplish nothing again